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Unfortunately, I’ve got a rather brief answer:

No. There is not.

I should clarify that: There is no reliable store-bought method for passing a urine test.

Oh sure, there are a bunch of different methods out there, but none of them actually work anywhere close to reliably. People will tell you that drinking lots of water will help you beat the test (it will indeed make your urine more diluted, which will in turn decrease the level of various metabolites — but since most labs have started testing the water content of your urine, drinking too much water may cause the test to be invalidated, requiring a retest.) Various companies will sell you a hundred and one shakes, mixes, drinks, pills, and powders, each of them promising to help you “beat a drug test”. The truth of the matter, however, is that they’re more or less all junk. Think about it: if there were a reliable way to beat the test, why would companies bother? Most corporations wouldn’t bother going to the legal and financial trouble of testing if your local grocery store sold something that could guarantee that you’ll pass the test.

There are only two 100% reliable ways to avoid failing a drug test: use clean urine (from someone who doesn’t use drugs) or stop smoking weed. If you stop smoking, it’ll take a while before your urine is clean, so be sure to take that into account — the longer you’ve smoked, the more you’ll have to wait. That said, if it comes down to either strapping a bag of urine to your leg, not smoking, or being unemployed… well… I’d just pack up my bong for a while.

Author: Julius